Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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