Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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