Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
