I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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