all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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