I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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