Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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