is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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