i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
