I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
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U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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