My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
and i looked up. we had an audience...
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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