i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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