they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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