Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Terrible idea I love it
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
My bed smells like the plague
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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