Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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