I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Drunk is not a location!
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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