YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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