dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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