why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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