is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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