He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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