Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
