They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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