He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
she pinky promised me she was 18
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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