I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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