For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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