I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
ttyl tear gas
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Sorry about my life...
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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