I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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