just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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