I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
we made out on top of his cat.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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