Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
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