omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
