i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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