I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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