He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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