I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You were trust falling into bushes
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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