your thong is hanging out like whoa
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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