And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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