I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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