How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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