Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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