This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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