It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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