areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
i want to swaddle you in tequila
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
