Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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