I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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