omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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