my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
he was CRYING into my vagina
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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