Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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