So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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