Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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