i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
