Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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