giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You don't make any sense
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