Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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