i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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