I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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