Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I deserve to be covered in dicks
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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